Sunday, February 27, 2011

Zoophilia Beastiality

Informazioni personali / Personal info / personal information (part 2)

[See the first part here: * click! *]
=> pronunciation, katakana pronunciation

VOCABULARY
Paese : country / Countries - Paese
Lavoro : job / work - Ravoro
Ancora : still, yet (accent on the "o") / second, yet -
Economia en cola : economy / economy - Ekonomia
Università : university / Satoru Hiroshi - Univerushita
Anni (anno - singular) : years (year), and also used for how old .. . / year, years - Anni (Ann Bruno)
Compleanno : birthday / (our) birthday - Konpureanno

VERBS
Venire (da) : to come (from) / (from) coming - Venire (da)
Vivere : to live / live - Vivere
Fare : to do, to make / you, I'll - Whare
Studiare : to study / study - Sutudiare

MONTHS
Gennaio : January / Mon 1 - Jennaio
Febbraio : February / Mon 2 - Febburaio
Marzo : March / Mon 3 - Maruzo
Aprile : April / Mon 4 - Apurire
Maggio : May / Mon 5 -
Giugno Maggio : June / Mon 6 - Junyo
Luglio : July / Mon 7 - Lurio
Agosto : August / Mon 8 - Agosto
Settembre : September / 9 Mon - Settenbure
Ottobre : October / Mon 10 - Ottobure
Novembre : November / Mon 11 - Novenbure
Dicembre : December / Mon 12 - Dichenbure

NUMBERS (1-10)
Uno : 1 - Uno
Due : 2 - Due
Tre : 3 - training
Quattro : 4 - Quattro
Cinque : 5 - Cinque
Sei : 6 - Say
Sette : 7 - Sette
Otto : 8 - husband
Nove : 9 -
Nove Dieci : 10 - Diechi
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[To be continued ...] Soon I'm gonna post explanations and some grammar, do not you panic. ; D
I just HAD to make 3 posts about this conversation Com It Would Have Become Too Long ... try to understand. :)
See you soon! As soon as possible!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

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Informazioni personali / Personal info / Privacy

Mary, where are you from?
Mary, where are you from?
マリア さん, どこ の 国 から 来ました か.

I come from Italy. / I'm Italian. are born in Rome but live in Milan.
I'm from Italy. / I'm italian. I Was Born in Rome But I live in Milan,
came from Italy. / Is Italian. Born in Rome , but I live in Milan .

Che lavoro fai?

What's your job ?
of What is your job .

Ancora non lavoro. Sto ancora studiando economia all'università di Milano.

I don't work yet. I'm still studying economy at the university of Milan.
still does not work. The economy at the University of Milan, the other is studying .

Quanti anni hai?

How old are you?
What do years.

Ho 23 anni.
I'm 23 years-old.
23 years old.

Quando è il tuo compleanno ?
When is your birthday ?
you do When is your birthday.

Il mio compleanno è il 7 Maggio.

My birthday is on the 7th of May.
My birthday is May 7.
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[ To be continued... ]

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

What Is Half Head Highlights?

Simply black

Hey everyone, here I am again!
Today I really don't have something to say - lol -, but I wanna show you a clothing set I made the other day. I think I'll be posting these stuff again here, I love it. =D Hope you like it!
I really love this style!
 

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Can I Use Aveeno On My Tattoo

Pronunciation

Buonasera a tutti! =)
I've been asked by a japanese friend today for the pronunciation of the italian words in my last two posts. I'm sorry people, I didn't think about it when I made them. So I edited the last one!
I wrote the pronunciation in katakana, so you can understand it better! I made it only for the single italian words I wrote in my last post - and of course I'm gonna do it for all my next similar posts -, but not for the whole sentences of the conversation. Forgive me, but I can't do it for the whole conversation, it'd be too long... But I'm gonna do it for the single words, I promise!
I hope it helps! =D

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Can Ingesting Poppy Seeds Harmful

Piacere! / Nice to meet you! / Meet you! (Part 2)

[ See the first part here: * click! * ]
=> pronunciation, カタカナ発音

ITALIAN GREETINGS

Buongiorno or Buon giorno : good morning / おはよう(ございます) - Buonjioruno
Buon pomeriggio: good afternoon / Kon Iti is - Pomerijjo Buon
Buonasera or Buona sera: good evening / evening - Buonasera
Buona notte : good night / night (do) -
Buona Notte Arrivederci: goodbye (formal) / Goodbye - Arrivederuchi
Ciao:
hi, hello, goodbye (informal) / Hey ya - Chiao
A presto: see you soon / again soon (see you) - a presto

VOCABULARY

Grazie: thank you / thank you (subject) / Thank you - Grazie
Grazie mille: thank you very much / Thank you (subject) - Mirre Grazie
Prego: you're welcome / Sure - Prego
Scusa: I'm sorry / I'm sorry (do) - スクサ
Mi scusi: excuse me / すみません - ミ・スクシ
Nome: name / 名前 - ノメ

EXPLANATIONS
(*) The first two very short conversations describe the same situation: two people introducing themselves, on to the other. The difference is that in the first case there are two young people or generally people who don't have the necessity to be formal, while in the second case the situation is formal.
Here in Italy, when two people introduce themselves and they've got more or less the same age , they don't need to be formal, though they've never met before and they're totally strangers . That's the main difference here between japanese language and italian one. You have to be formal when you introduce yourself to an older person (like when you're a young lady of 20 years old and you're introducing yourself to a man of 36 years old or more) or when you're dealing with a collegue or when you meet someone in the work field.
(*) " Come stai? " is kinda an informal question. I could turn it into " come sta? " to make it more formal, but generally it's better to ask " come va? " (how is it going? / どうですか。) when talking to a person you have to be formal with. " Come va? " is a question you can use in informal situations, too.
(*) As most of you may know, we use " Ciao " both when we meet and when we leave/say goodbye. You never say to your friends " Arrivederci ": this is more formal. You could at least say " A presto! ".
"Arrivederci" can get even more formal: "Arrivederla ". You use it when you're talking to someone important, like your boss, usually.
(*) We use "Buongiorno " usually both for the morning and the afternoon. It's kinda the same of " Buon pomeriggio ": in the afternoon, you can choose the one or the other, no difference, it's just the same.
(*) I wrote in this post " Buongiorno or Buon giorno " and " Buonasera or Buona sera ", because actually both forms are correct. Someone uses the first one, someone else prefers the second one, but it's the same. If I really have to take a rule to make you choose, I'd say: the first version, "Buongiorno" and "Buonasera", is really the greeting, like the adjective "Buon" plus the words "Giorno" and "Sera" put together to build the greeting; the second version, "Buon giorno" and "Buona sera", is the original form as greetings from the WHERE. But really, it's the same. ~ ~ ☆ ☆

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I hope everything I SAID! For Any questions, write me! =)

Friday, February 18, 2011

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Piacere! / Nice to meet you! / Meet you!

Hello! I am Mary. Nice to meet you!
Hello! I'm Maria. Nice to meet you!
こん いち は! 私 は マリア さん です. 始めまし て!

Hello! My name is Elena. Pleasure is mio!
Hello! My name is Elena. Nice to meet you, too!
Kon Iti is! My name is Elena. Nice to meet you!

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Buongiorno! Io sono il Signor Rossi. Piacere di conoscerla!
Good morning! I'm Mr Rossi. Nice to meet you!
Kon Iti is! I added Rossi. Nice to meet you!

Buongiorno! Io sono il Signor Bianchi. Il piacere è mio!
Good morning! I'm Mr Bianchi. Nice to meet you, too!
Kon Iti is! I Bianchi. Nice to meet you!

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Ciao Maria! Come stai?
Hello Maria! How are you?
Hi Maria-chan! How are you?

Ciao Elena! Sto bene, grazie. E tu come stai?
Hello Elena! I'm fine, thank you. How are you, too?
chan Hi Elena! Well, thanks! You doing?

Sì, sto molto bene, grazie!
Yes, I'm very good, thank you!
Yes, very fine, thanks!

Bene! Buona giornata!
Good! Have a nice day!
Sure! Have a nice day!

Grazie! Passa anche tu una buona giornata!
Thank you! Have a nice day, you too!
much! Having a good day too!

Grazie mille! Ciao ciao!

Thank you very much! Bye bye!
Thanks a lot! Baibai!
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[To be continued ... ]: italian greetings and some explanations will soon be posted. =)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

How Far Should A Couch Be From A Coffee Table

on Twitter, too!

 
 
Good evening everyone!
I just wanted to tell you I added a link to my Twitter profile in the sidebar, so if you have a Twitter account, let me know or follow me and I'll follow you back! =)
Thanks a lot!

Monday, February 14, 2011

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Italian popular sayings

Today is Saint Valentine's day people! I hope you're spending a nice day with a lot of chocolate in your hands. =D
I'm here, ready to publish my "most popular italian sayings with translation"! Hope you enjoy them and hope they can be useful for you. They're not all the most popular ones, but just some. Maybe someday I'm gonna publish another list, but for the moment I think there are ok. =)
Here we go!

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LEGEND
Italian sentence => literal translation in english => real meaning of the sentence
Example in italian. // Example literally translated in english => Example translated in english showing the real meaning of the sentence.


 
In bocca al lupo! => (Go) in the mouth of the wolf! => good luck! (The equivalent in english would be something like “broke a leg!”. We tell it to someone to wish them good luck for an exam, a new work, things like these.
In bocca al lupo per l’esame! // Go in the mouth of the wolf for the exam! => Good luck for the exam!

In culo alla balena! => (Go) in the butt of the wale! => good luck! Again, yes. It’s another way, less common, to say “in bocca al lupo!”; but it sounds quite vulgar or for sure more vulgar than the first way above, so use it only with your friends.
In culo alla balena per l’esame! // Go in the butt of the wale for the exam! => Good luck for the exam!

Abbassare le ali.
=> To lower the wings. => To be more modest. Very confidential.
Abbassa le ali, per favore. //  Lower your wings, please. => Be more modest, please.

Non cavare un ragno dal buco. => Not to get a spider from the hole. => To Not Be Able to gain or reach something, though your work for it.
I talked a lot with him, but I have not dug a spider hole. / / I talked a lot With Him, But I did not get a spider from the hole. => I talked a lot With Him, But I did not gain anything.

feast his eyes.
=> To remake your own eyes. => To see something very beautiful That you like a lot. Also used for people. You use it When you see something (also someone) very beautiful That you enjoy watching Because it'sa plaisure for your eyes.
I saw the new shoes Alessia and I rebuilt my eyes! / / I saw Alessia's new shoes Remade my eyes and I! => I saw Alessia's new shoes and They were really beautiful, I liked Them so much!

Go beast. => Go / to get a beastie. => To get very very very angry! The
I spoke and I went into a rage! / / I talked to her and I got to a beastie! => I talked to her and I got really angry!

Having a devil hair.
=> To Have A Devil For Each One of your hair. => To be very very angry / nervous.
Leave me alone, now I have a devil for hair! / / Leave me alone, I've tonday got a devil for Each One of my hair! => Leave me alone, today I'm very very angry / nervous!

Tell someone into a rage.
=> Go / get someone to a beastie. => Make someone very very very angry!
I have spoken and sent me into a beast! / / I talked to her and she got me to a beastie! => I talked to her and she got me really angry!

Open your mouth. => To open the beak. => To start talking, to say something. You can say it or kidding in an ironic way, also. It's like: opening your mouth to say something.
After 15 minutes, finally ha aperto il becco! // After 15 minutes, he/she finally opened the beak! => After 15 minutes, he/she finally started talking – he/she finally said something!

Prendere la palla al balzo. => To take the ball at the bounce. => To take the chance, to do something in the right moment so you can take a chance.
Ha iniziato a parlare del contratto, quindi ho preso la palla al balzo per spiegargli la mia situazione. // He started talking about the contract, so I took the ball at the bounce to explain my situation to him. => He started talking about the contract, so I took the chance to explain my situation to him.

Ask / want the moon.
=> To ask for / Want to the moon. => To ask for / Want to something huge, too much, the impossible.
Can you help? I'm not asking for the moon! / / Can you help me? I'm not Asking for the moon you! => Can you help me? I'm not Asking you for the impossible!
I do not want the moon, only a new car! / / I do not want the moon, just a new car! => I do not want something impossible, just a new car!

Be green. => To be in green. => To have no money.
played badly and now I'm broke. / / I played bad and now I'm in green => I played bad and now I've got no money.

Drain the beans.
=> To empty the bag. => To confess, to say all the things you know about A Certain situation.
After that question, he emptied the sack. / / After That question, he emptied the bag => After That question, he confessed everything-Told He Knew.

Go cow.
=> To go / get into cow. => To ruin oneself, you say it Also Went to mean something bad. Quite vulgar, use it with friends.
The plan went into a cow. / / The plan got into cow => The plan got ruined / Went bad. Having

ass. => To Have butt / ass. => To be lucky (in or with something). Quite vulgar, use it only with friends.
examination I had just fucked! / / During the exam, I really HAD ass! => During the exam I was really lucky!

See the moon turn. => To Have Turned the moon. => To be irascible, nervous for no reason appareant; to feel moody.
This morning I got up and had already shot the moon. / / This morning I woke up and I was HAVING Already Turned the moon. => This morning I woke up and I was Already feeling irascible / nervous.

save for a corner. => To save onself in the corner. => To be Able to do something or Generally to make it at the last minute or chance.
examination, I was saved for a corner, answering the last question. / / At the exam I saved myself for a corner, replying to the last question. => At the exam I saved myself at the last chance / minute, replying to the last question.

Having the monkey (shoulder).
=> To Have The monkey (on your shoulder). => To be drunk or stoned. I
the monkey (shoulder) from last night! / / I've been having the monkey (on my shoulder) since yesterday night! => I’ve been drunk/stoned since yesterday night!


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I leave you with this picture of Pisa, Tuscany. ;)

 

Thursday, February 10, 2011

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Some news!

I wanted to have a blog and now? Now I barely write a post. Omg, what a mess !
I know I know. Actually I think about it during the day, like "Umh, I wanna update the blog! Yes yes, I'm doing it when I come home!"... and then forget about it. Strange for me, huh!? :'D

Anyway..! There's another thing I'm sorry for. I've got a good - I hope it's good! - news and a bad one - the thing I'm sorry for -.
I decided to start here a sort of "cultural corner", or better "italian cultural corner" . What does it mean? Sometimes I'm gonna write posts about Italy and italian language , including a bit of conversation lessons italian/japanese. I think it's nice! ;D
The bad news is that I was quite ready to post a list of some of the most popular italian sayings with translation in english and explanation, but... I'm too tired to finish it ..! Dx So I'm gonna finish it in the next days - hope tomorrow, but I'm not so sure - and post it as soon as possibile. But not now. I'm quite sad about it, but at least now you know there's gonna be a post about it! =D

My voice came back to be as usual ! Well... so it seems... I hope it's gonna last..! ;D I had a throath ache that actually didn't seem so bad in the beginning. But the more I used my voice, obviously the more it got worse. Silly me, maybe... I stopped it just in time before it became really, really bad! And for luck I made it, because I was surrounded with people with a really bad throath ache and flu! Argh.: 'D But here I am, safe! I hope ..!

No more news for today! So I leave you with this - taken and fixed by me -, just to show:

Monday, January 31, 2011

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Yay!

Whoo hoo!
Japan won the Asian Cup! I'm very happy I won - congratulations! ! ♪
Thanks to the players of Japan national Team and to Zaccheroni: very good job!

Soccer is going on well for me: AC Milan won against Catania, 2-0! Ah, that's great! xD

Basically I've got nothing more to say: these two news are amazing and enough for the moment. Well because... because I think you don't mind the fact I'm drinking proteins in hot milk pretending is hot chocoa...

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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Disgusto

I feel so great a disappointment.
For this Italy, I say. This story of whores, denials, resentments and payments in the envelope. I feel a sorrow and a grief so great to think about what the future holds. What is our future right now? And the thing that makes me mad is that people pretend to nothing: all burdened by their problemucci irrelevant to instill not realize that they are playing with 50 million asses, our asses. Long live Italy, eh?
I'm really no possible adjective.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

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u_u

I am a bad Blogger.
E 'is satisfied, we all know, amen.
are affixed with a clear conscience. Here is a damn cold, I went in there in a really dangerous with Tron: Legacy, or rather not with the film itself that has a script a little shit, what with the music, the art design (I assure you that has never been so ART) and the atmosphere of the new network, the new GRID. Twilight, dark, made of very large spaces constantly at night. Black and blue, blinding. It matters little if it has holes in the plot and a script with very little effective bar. It makes you open your eyes wide, the grid.

For the rest: the work is tiring but it goes, swing the gym but I go there tomorrow. yes yes.) and there is no love life. So ... I get distracted with the shit, which is better.

Greetings, programs.

Friday, January 14, 2011

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Here we go!

Ok, here we go! I've finally opened a blog in LJ, as you can see. I was just feeling like writing something, interacting as usual..!

I should fix my profile the way I'd really like and maybe a couple of other things, but now I'm quite busy. I'm gonna do that, I promise! 
For the moment, enjoy this picture. She's my friend and her name is 喜び ("joy" in japanese). 
... ahahah ok ok, I'm gonna explaing everything. I usually give names to my fave objects and this cup is one of those. I love it 'cause it makes me smile while I'm having breakfast. I decided to name her - yep, she's a girl! - "Joy" in japanese 'cause when I was thinking about a name for her, she was on my japanese notes. 
Look, isn't she cute? =))))


All this to say: let's start! ;D
 

Monday, January 10, 2011

Sweater And Tie For Wedding?

Create personal archive of a


Thanks Ale! Without you create the archive would be an impossible task!
I am super happy, because I think some things that I could not do otherwise! XD
admired, even if the graphics are to be changed! XD


Sunday, January 2, 2011

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the Wishlist

Ok, time to take stock.
I make resolutions for the new year and I have to respect them. I created a diabolical plan for the occasion: an iPad.
The devil will be my carrot attached to the stick here in June. If I was good and if I deserved for my birthday I'll call the friend and Apple accatterò me up with a whim.

So. There follows here is the list for 2011: ●

Akira - blue rey ●
red shirt with Assassin's Creed to game developers
● ● The PAD
Constance in the gym (x pounds less) license

● ● Katrina for x box 360



● rid of her.

For the rest nothing new under the sun, next year at this time talk about the results if there are, who knows how it will be this year. Already part of this lily, but you never know ... bah ....

Saturday, January 1, 2011

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Fire

I found the passion and fire that animated me in the past when I was writing.
Now I feel really good.
do not know who should be responsible, but I really hope that this fire will burn forever more.
I hope that the flames devour everything, metaphorically speaking

XD I'm really good!


Saturday, December 25, 2010

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Christmas

I will say one thing to counter: I want a porn scemetta. A fuck the good feelings and spirit of Christmas. I want a bitch that makes a whore. u_u down with the poetry.

I also found things so cool on Deviant. And I'm crazy about Assassin's Creed. u_u

is not much of a period.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

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Birth of a fan that is: the spread of the Doctrine Holmesian

Good evening people!
I am here today to talk a bit 'of my own ... Yes, I know ... not that you might be interested, but I want to make everyone involved in the extraordinary event that has happened today, that's my home.
I finally got the DVDs I had ordered, those in the Granada TV with the brilliant Jeremy Brett (I never said to worship the man?), But this event is not unusual but the fact that it began a new fan Holmesian or .... MY MOTHER!
Now ... can not be nothing strange for you, but I can assure you that my mother was completely indifferent / intolerant to any Sherlock Holmes and once refused to see the film in 2009, saying''It's not my usually I do not like Sherlock Holmes''(and this had made me afraid of being adopted)
But let's get the facts: I was preparing to see the long-awaited DVD, of course, alone, when my mother comes over and asks me if I can see it says''''I'd like to see it.
Do you think I could deny the world a Holmesian fan? SH is a common good of all humanity and must be shared with as many people as possible ... even with their mothers.
And then it's never too late to passion!
We have seen''A Scandal in Bohemia,''''The League of Green Gables''and''The greek interpreter.'' Result? Liked him so much, which made me promise to order the other DVDs in the series.
Now I'm thinking of them see the film by Guy Ritchie (I know it would remain enthusiastic) and in the meantime I feel satisfied to have made known the character that I deeply appreciate and admire. If even one person has discovered Holmes THANKS TO ME ... be '... then I would say that my''Campaign to Convert to Holmesian Doctrine''is working: I've done the detective to find out some of my friends but my mother was one in which he placed less confidence ... was a bitch to get but eventually triumphed Holmes, and has captured her!
So a special thanks to me, I was able to convince her.
Jeremy Brett who, with his wonderful interpretation is managed to satisfy it.
And Sherlock Holmes ... through which I discovered, to have at least one thing in common with my mother:) I am

Sunday, December 12, 2010

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Untold Story


... I think I will have to prepare for the launch of the stones. Sorry ... It's not slash (and all go away) I hope not too disgustatarvi! I always wondered how it had been the life of Holmes and Watson first meet .... so did that trinkets ...
will have several chapters ... always understand how to create a connection between them! IOE technology to wound us short!

Character: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: Comedy, slice of life
Rating: PG Summary
G:''... I have always gave everything I needed, never give me what I really needed and so I grew up in our society, more attention to appearances than to substance, more inclined to evil than to understand, without having the 'ideal for someone to follow, making it a totally different person from all members of my family.''




The character of Sherlock Holmes is not mine, but was created by the wonderful pen Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (and for that we thank them infinitely)


That my fancy family ...


still are an adult, I happen to think that I was born in the wrong family.
early in childhood, watching the strange and bizarre group of people snob, I was thinking they have nothing in common in my genes, with those people. People who, moreover, riteva to be my relative!
But the wrong note in all this, the real problem was not them but me!
was I to be different, I had absolutely nothing in common with my relatives while they basically it looked like everyone was (and still are) strange, odd, with a particular character to be snobbish aristocrats. I'm the one
different.
I loved my family in my fragmented memories of childhood remember exactly the strong sentiment that bound me to them, feeling that with time he went to deteriorate to disappear, turning into a meek and dutiful affection.
now is a cynical and detached adult, and have them make me so, but in my memories of a child still meeting the familiar figures of my childhood: my father, authoritarian and quick, my mother crazy and bizarre and my brother Mycroft selfishly devoted to the worship of his habits.
My mother Janette Holmes, the woman was the most bizarre I've ever known (and believe me when I tell you, that of strange people I have known very much) was always very strange, unfriendly and frankly has never been a mother figure to me. He always had his head in the clouds and had nothing to do but think of me.
I've always wondered, and often still today I wonder, as my father faccesse to be near her, and he was so strict and severe, the exact opposite of my mother.
In all honesty, I could not see any of my parents because they represent the stereotype of person that I would not look like my mother and my father not too bizarre fantasy. Just
my father, Williams Holmes eminent ophthalmologic London, was a incredibly strict and gruff man, he had about the things you can and can not be done, a code imperious, uncompromising and often refused me permission that I had already been granted by her mother, left with me a sense of disappointment and cancellation.
was so stern and gruff, even when performing some act of uncommon kindness, we could not even thank him because he risked being accused of''svenevolezze.''
And then there was my brother Mycroft, its so incredibly ingrained habits and beliefs, apathetic and lazy to the limits of human endurance. He was always bending over his beloved history books and I looked down on bass, too busy to be a bright teenager to take care of his brother, and in any case if I had paid attention, I would comply with a look of sufficiency, as if having a younger brother was for him a source of unnecessary hassle.
This was the core of my family: father, mother and brother, but my family was actually composed by other members, equally strange and bizarre, that crowded the house in Sussex at the weekend and the villa of London the remaining days.
I had no doubt the most wacky relatives of my mother: the Vernet, French by birth, and that in itself led me to reflect on the degree of vein aristocratic snob that the blood flowed. My mother had an older brother and a younger sister.
My maternal uncles were by far the most extravagant of my mother's memory with special precision Adrien my uncle, a man of many faces that looked like, now to a melancholy romantic, now an unfriendly dissembling, now a snob aristocrat.
was a man of handsome presence, who spoke polished with a slight French accent and wore those ties to its traditional Lavalle (detail that would remain engraved in my memory and would have marked his person). He loved to run behind the skirts to work and actually liked women and Bellavita.
My aunt Francine other hand, was a typical French woman, in her performance snob and how to dress flashy, you could see his aristocratic character. The gossip in fashionable salons was his main occupation and he had the irritating tendency to plump cheeks at inopportune moments.
Even today, despite almost thirty years have passed, I still remember those of his plumed hats, the soft colors and those of her clothes and accessories in pastel crepe de chine. The
Vernet and Holmes were two aristocratic families: the first French snob and artists, patrons and lovers of living the good life. My aunt in his world of frivolous gossip, my uncle exuberant cocotte-loving bachelor, and my mother still with her down to the expensive furnishings.
other hand we had the British Holmes, rich country squires, who owned several villas in Sussex, then moved to the more bustling London and conservatives were more rooted in their customs and their ways, but come to think, even in the British branch of my family was rooted in a light vein of extravagance.
My paternal grandparents were two very strange people, and several times I wondered how they could be parents of the man posed a serious and he was my father.
Harold and Margaret Holmes were two elderly white-haired old men and white and manner friendly and courteous. I still remember, my special relationship with the matriarch of Holmes, who was perhaps the only family that really cares for me.
was a woman, whose face was still lying by a jovial smile, wrapped in an aura of legend that gets lost in the mists of history. He loved art and the walls of his own room, they were charged with copyright lithographs and paintings, exquisite, and the shelves of his library was filled with books of poetry, prose and short stories in literature.
From my grandmother I could always find a courteous and polite gesture, but maintained that Holmes decent rigor typical of us, but never lapsing nell'irritante, such as pinching my Aunt Francine. Not
'' Sherlock worry, do not look after them. When you have a problem come to me''as he always said, referring to a group of rabble strange, that was my bad luck for my family, and I adjust the silk tie, with her gentle manner that only she reserved.
My grandfather Harold was a good man: typically English-looking, with his waxed mustache and favors, gave an idea of stability and security typical British man. He loved alcohol, tobacco and playing cards, and strong, despite the length and the various prohibitions, they had not abandoned its deep-rooted habits and also continued to drink and smoke in the company of his friends in the Club
My grandmother had developed considerable suspicions about him and he often sudden burst in her room, hoping to catch him red-handed.
''Harold! You're not drinking it? You know it hurts!''''
I? Drinking? Margareth, but if I quit drinking two years ago''in fact the grandfather he never stopped drinking, had only good reflexes and limited itself to hide the brandy glass behind his back when my grandmother came, while her friends Club covers it, now linked by a bond of complicity.
This was more or less the family where I grew up: eccentric, aristocratic and a little 'snob.
I have always given everything I needed, without ever really giving me what I needed and so I grew up in our society, more attention to appearances than to substance, more inclined to evil than to understand, without having someone to the ideal of follow, making it a totally different person from all members of my family.
Fortunately for me.




In fact, had long wanted to write something that spoke of their lives before they met, something to fill those questions and those questions about their youth, of which no mention in the Canon. I enjoyed
long time to write the family of Holmes: I wanted a family for him strange, so I marked the snobbery of her relatives in France and the extravagance of the English (because let's face it: he says he has not taken anything from them but actually Holmes A type a bit 'strange, is not it?)
In the Canon says that his parents were country squires, and so I came up with this idea of family is weird but indifferent.